Polar bear and cubs in Kaktovik blizzard.

Psyche ! I can't believe you actually clicked on this.

Other jest you might enjoy from Philogelos: The Laugh Addict the oldest joke book in history, transated from Greek 400 CE.

* An Abderite sees a eunuch talking with a woman and asks him if she's his wife. The guy responds that a eunuch is unable to have a wife. "Ah, so she's your daughter? "

* A fellow says to a butcher from Sidon, 'Lend me a knife as far as Smyma.' 'I don't have a knife that reaches that far,' answers the butcher.

* A Kymaean is selling a house. He carries around one of its building blocks to show what it's like.

* An astrologer tells someone's fortune: 'You are not fated to produce heirs.' 'But I have seven boys!' objects his client. 'Well, better keep an eye on them,' advises the astrologer.

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